A “reliable” news source has just announced that a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist recently crushed all “traditional” bicyclists … setting an unbelievable world record in cycling.
NOTE: This is satire…
The brave trans-vehicle rider smashed the previous 100-mile cycling record of 3 hours, 13 minutes with an incredible time of well under 1 hour.
The professional motorcycle racer was allowed to enter the qualifying race for the World Cycling League after telling league organizers he’s always felt like a bicyclist in a motorcyclist’s body.
“Look, my ride has handlebars, two wheels and a seat,” he told reporters as he accepted his first-place trophy.
He also had the word “HUFFY” painted on the side of his bike, proving he has no advantage over the other two-wheelers that come out of the factory as bicycles.
In a world of “equality” and sexual/gender identity based on feelings, not facts … what’s to prevent something like this from happening in the future?
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One Comment on “…. And Finally… Motorcyclist Who “Identifies” as Bicyclist Sets World Cycling Record…”
Craig, why do you ask, “… what’s to prevent something like this from happening in the future?” It is already happening, with biologically male students forcing their way onto girls basketball and track teams, knocking off good female athletes who don’t have quite enough testosterone in their blood to outperform the male intruders who happen to feel a little “feminine” that day.